P! Detailed Analysis of a life by professor T.S.I.O.T.C.A.S.G.
$(Note the names have been changed to#protect the innocent, and to ensure
that the guilty don't get exess$coverage. Also just to piss off that$stupid cow, and to annoy Phil at his
name not being mentioned.)
% This life started with birth (of if!you are anti-abortion, it started"with conception.) and in the usual way. The first years of life are$fairly boring. Crying, dribbling and
urinating (and being generally#disgusting) is all one seems to do.%(Some things never change. -P.V.F.C.)%In the long run since you didn't have$to go to work, or go to school every#day it was a great time of freedom.!Isn't it a pissing shame that you#can't walk, and your only method of!communication is a ninety decibel%scream, so you can't really have much#fun, and it's nigh on impossible to impress the chicks. (Some things
never change. -P.V.F.C.) Primary school was always very#dissapointing. For the first three $years, the average child would spend%5% of the time doing incomprehensable$scribbles in exercise books, and the$other 95% of the time playing in the!sand pit. No wonder the world has gone to pot with such a pathetic
education system as that.# I've just noticed I haven't named"any names (Whether changed or not) and that comes at an interesting%point in the study. Now, I would like#to talk about love. And that is the!cue for thousands of red blooded %males to rush in through the door and stare adoringly at the computer !screen. (Well, maybe not) Anyway,#this is a subject very close to my "heart (No pun intended) so, gather#round and bite your fingernails and"prepare for the ride of your life.!(Or rather, the ride of my life.)
My first love, lets call her
Hannah, was the girl in the playground who was shy, and thus appealed somewhat to my (at that$time) shy personality. I was six at&the time, and it was the most amazing %feeling, for the first time is always very rememberable. Sure, we were
mainly just friends, but I will"remember her for ever. After that
first experience, and after the#unfortunate fact that a year or so #after the start, she moved away and"we didn't see each other again for"years. But being young, I soon got#over that, and turned onto another
unfortunate victim.# Years later, love is still there, but it is much different. It is
complicated tough and often
impossible, but the rewards are
great. !Actually I'm not a professor, I'm$actually a fifteen year old boy with#a plate of chips infront of me, but
all of this is true. I shall %continue my story later on. (Maybe in
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